Oh dear what was everyone thinking of when they made Nine – the money? Its not very often that I walk out of a film but this was the second time in about ten years.
All the ingredients must have sounded right – Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Anthony Mingella etc. However the they must have been reading the wrong recipe.
Most of the story does not make sense, it is obvious the singing was added post-production, the ‘story’ looks like a poorly stitched together pastiche of ideas from other films.
Dreadful, dire, dull and dreary – don’t go.